"Articles From Issue #14"
Ask the Dominatrix
By Mistress Freya
Confused,
To answer the second part of the question: With all the different wonderful varieties out there, why choose plain old aspirin?
Dear Mistress,
Greasy,
Dear Mistress,
Parts,
Dear Mistress,
Billy,
Dear Mistress,
Stinky,
Dear Mistress,
Why are there so many different types of pain relievers? Are there any reasons that I can't take plain old aspirin?
- Painfully Confused
I will answer this in two sections, since it is a two-part question.
· First of all, different kinks require different treatments. For example:
· Regular strength for the weekend player
· Extra strength for amateurs
· Extra strength PM for amateur dreamers
· Midol for the periodical player
· Topical (Sports Crème, Ben-Gay, etc.) for the touchy-feely players
· REAL masochists don't need anything at all.
How do you gap a spark plug?
- Grease Monkey
Order the mechanic to do it, and flog him until he gets it right.
I had my tonsils removed as a kid; didn't I need them for something?
A proper submissive realizes that having tonsils (especially swollen tonsils) can get in the way of many things, such as the rare occasion that Mistress decides to feed you, Strap-on training or getting a proper fit on a collar
What's the best thing to do for a sore back?
- billy
Obey your Mistress better. Other than that, I've always found that a good,
heavy flogging works wonders on getting out the knots in back muscles.
Why doesn't the smell of my own armpits bother me?
- Stinky hippy
First of all, if you showered daily there would be NO smell. Secondly, your nose should be under Mistress's boot instead of in your own armpit.