Mutant Renegade Zine

"High School Survey Results"

Ok, so it's not complete yet. I still have to add in the band members answers from the Warped Tour. Under cumulative answers I listed various responces, just for yourreading pleasure. I also made stay comments noted by {}. Grog's always looking out for you...

  1. Did you actually graduate from high school? (no GED's)

    • Yes (22)
      • Yes, I actually graduated but I cheated.
      • um, yes, although i didn't deserve to from a hard work viewpoint.
      • Top 5 in my class...Sum Cum Laude (although you'd never know it now)
      • uhm yeah i think thats what the piece of paper was for.
    • Not yet.(9)
      • NO, i did not, i'm still in highschool..i'm gonna be a junior..oh yah
      • I'm gona be a senior if that has any merit.
      • Nope...only 2 more years to go though
      • im a junior you loser. im in a bad mood. excuse me. im a cute wittle emo girlie. come cuddle wif meeee and play legos and drink applejuice... then we'd make out to weezer and grade..... please? im getting off the topic..... sorry.... {What?!?!?!?!?!?}
      • Not yet (see #3) {Graduated 98}
    • No (1)
      • No, i was too cool at the time, now im just a fuckin idiot!!!!!

  2. Have you or are you planning to go to your 10 year reunion? Why?

    • Yes (20)
      • Yes. it will be legal for me to get with Mr. Lillis, my history teacher.
      • probably will, just to see how those few people i actually liked in high school are doin.
      • I went (5-year, too)
      • Dood,i think a 10 year reunion would be totally awesome, just to see everyone and find out what they are doing with their lives
      • Yes, because I will want to soo all my old friends and how their lives are going.
      • Yes, I'm planning to attend my ten year reunion if I'm coherent enough to know when it will be. Because I will get to see if anyone turned out to be a bigger loser than I did.
      • Yea, to see old friends, the type you say hey to, but never wanted to call. To see how we all are "turning out", and to see if highschool really shapes our lives (i.e. where are the people with good grades, bad grades, popular kids, less fortunate).
      • Yup. To rub my elevated corporate status in the faces of my former classmates
      • I'll definitly be there unless i die or something but i hope that wont happen.
      • I am planning on going to my ten year high school reunion, simply to sit back and laugh at all the "cool" people who made fun of me in school, and are now wandering around with a husband that beats them and 4 kids.
      • Of course! So everyone can see how everyone sold out, including me. I mean I want to be a rich socialist.
      • yeah, if I have one, cause I had lots of friends that live all over and it would be one of the few chances to see them all again. i went to high school in Okinawa on a military base so everyone moves away
      • yes, because by that time i will have grown my dream goatee, moo ha ha ha!!!
      • love to, to show all those prep ass bitches whos the shit!!!...hahahaha!
      • Yes. I want to see all of the popular kids in school who thought I was wierd for the music I liked or the way I dressed. We'd stand around and discuss our favorite "alternative" bands. Haha.
      • ill be there to fuck shit up. hell yea.
      • yeah. to see the old crew i use to kick it with. even though i know we dont have the same things in common any more. i still want to be like hey yo waz up?/! and see how everybody has changed over time; hopefully become wiser and not as foolish as we all once were.
      • I want to go. I probably will.
      • Yes I went. The first night was ok, it was like being back at any of the old high school parties except that now I was able to drink. The second night was formal and made me think of a school dance (which I never went to anyway). That's when people really started to piss me off, dropping into their old cliques and basically being closed-minded assholes!
    • Maybe (7)
      • Missed my 5 yr cuz I was scared to see these people, not sure if I'll go to my 10 yr. I kinda want to so that I can go back and say "Look at me. I'm so foxy! I have a kickass job in NYC and I'm having such a great life and y'all thought I was insane and y'all never left home and have boring jobs and got married with kids way too early..." and then again I don't want to go cuz I'm scared to see these people.
      • If I have nothin' else goin' on that night. It would be extremly akward, but it could be worth a good laugh as well.
      • Probably not seein as how I didn't even go to the prom.
      • idunno. I haven't given it any thought
      • hmmm...depends on how bored i am with my life then.
      • probably. cuz i wont have anything better to do.
      • It's this year I don't know yet. I would enjoy seeing some of those people again, but I don't think I care to experience them all at once. I'd like to have 1-on-1 conversations with some of them to see how life is going, what they've experienced, just to relate in general. I don't think I could relate to them as a group though. It would be just as annoying as high school was. A bunch of insecure people competing for each others attention. The depressing part is that they should be over that by now, but most likely are not. Maybe I'll make an effort to find out...and maybe not.
    • No (5)
      • i think there wil be a reunion while i'm in america......
      • no, my high school bored the fuck out of me, and i seriously considered getting my GED before my senior year so i could attend college with my friends.
      • No, I hated High School, High School hated me.
      • No, I had better things to do.
      • I did not attend! Because everyone treated me like shit in High School, so why visit beef eating assholes. {I sense a bit of hostility}

  3. When did you (or will you) graduate? From which school?

    • 1985
      • Dixie HS
    • 1986
      • Fairborn HS
      • Beavercreek HS
    • 1987
      • Tecumseh
    • 1988
      • Cedarville High School
    • 1989
      • Dayton Christian
    • 1991
      • Classical High - Providence, RI 1991
    • 1992
      • let's say august 1992 at the Augustinianum in Eindhoven Holland
      • Deming HS (Deming, NM)
    • 1993
      • 1993.
      • June 1993, Stebbins High School
      • 1993 - Stebbins - Dayton OH
    • 1994
      • American Schools in Chicago, Illinois
      • 94
    • 1995
      • 95 representin from a small hick school in the midle of no where called Greenon
      • June, 1995, Manual High, Denver, Colo.
    • 1996
      • 6/96 from New Trier Township High School
      • class of 1996
    • 1997
      • I graduated in June of 1997 from Bellport (Hellport) High School
      • 1997, from Caldwell County High School
      • spring 97
    • 1998
      • I will graduate June 7th from Watkins Mill HS (Gaithersburg, MD)
      • Smithtown High School
    • 1999
      • Hillard Darby H.S.
      • 99--Northmont.
      • 1999 (din dinnn din nih nih) from st. charles high school
      • 1999 mutha fucka
    • 2000
      • CLASS OF 2000 BABY!! WOOOHOOO
      • CLASS OF 2000 BABY OF JP STEVENS
      • 2000. woop dee doo.
    • 2001
      • 2001 :o\
    • No year given
      • At the end of 12th grade, high school of art and design in NYC.

  4. Were you still a virgin when you graduated? (If you weren't, please listall the gory details, since Grog missed that kind of stuff in high school).

    • Yes (13) {Are we all dateless losers, or were the only people available to much of losers to waste our time, let alone, virginity on.}
      • Yes. Alas. But I didn't hate myself too much for it.
      • gory details? i havent even kissed a sorry ass fucker in my life yet.
      • i was a virgin till the age of 20. saved myself for the right person. and im still with em today! after a more than a year of being with him the love has grown and spread. it is so awsome!!! glad i didnt have sex with anybody before him!
      • i am still a virgin and i am 18. i aint stickin nuthin til i'm married.
      • Yes, I was saving myself for someone who would actually have sex with me.
      • Do dreams count Grog, or are we talking reality here? {If I was talking dreams then you could say I lost mine in Elementary school instead of at 20.}
      • Yes, I'm Grog dammit (Virgin until 20)
      • A virgin what?
    • Still in High School (8)
      • I'm still a virgin . . in highschool.(2)
      • Well, i didn't graduate and i am still a virgin, and damn proud of it. But when i do have sex, i will be sure to tell you everything...
      • Well, I'm still a virgin. Whether I still will be in 2 months remains to be seen (I've got a girlfriend, but we've only been going out for 2 weeks, so it's hard to say.)
      • Well i didn't graduate yet and I'm still a virgin. But you never know, that could change. I got 2 years left of high school....lol
      • Still a virgin...unfortunately
      • sorry, still a virgin
    • No (11)
      • No, I've had sex with three boys and two girls.
      • No I wasn't.
      • Nope. As the old joke goes: "Why is a drag race like teen-age sex? 10 seconds of furious action, and the smell of burnt rubber."
      • No I was not a virgin when I graduated. I started dating a senior during my junior year of high school, and we had sex after dating for about 11 months. We were together for approxamately a year and a half, it seems like after we had sex it just got weirder and weirder, we broke up for about 8 months and we just got back together on April 2nd 1998.
      • um, no, i wasn't. i lost my virginity my junior year to a girl whom is now referred to only as girl c. in a disgustipated manner.
      • Lost it like 2 months before. I bled all over my jacket.
      • No - just barely. Details? Well, there was sex involved.
      • no. hahaha, sex is cool
      • No. And No Comment.
      • Unfortenly no. lost that shit when i was 14, wish i never made that mistake!
      • No. I only did it once while in HS. The gory details - It happened so fast, I'm still debating whether or not it was all just a dream.

  5. What types of drugs did you ingest by the end of high school?

    • None (12)
      • Uhm, i'm sXe, so none, but i do take advil or something when i have a headache..but that doesn't count.
      • Tylenol exclusivly, but only for headaches.
      • none, I be sXe
      • umm... just caffine
      • NONE!! sXe for life
      • none, im cool, im straight edge!
      • None. I'm a drug virgin and proud of it.
      • what the flying fizzuck. i dont even take cough medicine. no im not sxe you fuckup. im just into herbal shit.
      • what the fuck? hardest drugs and alcohol i have ever done is nyquil and vivarin.
      • Ahhhh...asprin.
    • Various (20)
      • Cigarettes, alcohol, marijuana, caffine, speed, risperdol, zoloft and prozac (so far).
      • Alcohol, nicotine, marijuana, LSD, psylocibin, DXM
      • beer & wine coolers
      • Just lots of beer, wine, whiskey, and cigarettes.
      • i started to smoke pot when i had allready left highschool, but i made it up allright ;).
      • I quit all drugs, I had enough burnt out days in Junior High.
      • Pot, alky-hol, and prescription pain-killers. Oh, and a helluva lotta caffeine (mmm...coffee in calc)
      • I smoke and have done weed and acid<----not proud of it.
      • Lots of alcohol (there's just nothing better to do in Bellport), lots of marijuana (hey why not), lots of caffeine, seldane, advil, flonase (nasally ingested steroids), Tavist D, prozac, tylenol, pamprin, midol, nyquil, dayquil, maalox, nicotine, hash etc.
      • marijuana, nicotine, acid, ritalin, kool-aid powder(if that isn't a drug, i don't know what is.) alcohol, mini thins, maxalerts and zolaf
      • Booze, speed, weed
      • Coffee, Alcohol, Pot
      • Marijuana, alcohol, nicotine, nutmeg (yes it is a drug for those of you desperate enough to try) and some pills which I never found out what they were.
      • Ummmm, I don't know if you "ingest" this stuff, but pot and acid.
      • wow...lets see...alcohol and cigarettes, pot, acid, cocaine, and a few others...damn looking back makes me vomit...but i never took enuff midol...damn...maybe thats why i had no friends well i got to say just pot. well at least thats all i know of. im sure there was some of it laced with other things but uhm, yeah pot. there was this one time though that i was going to do acid but didnt because, well a guy that took a hit of the stuff i had went into a coma, so i was like uhm nope not doing that!!
      • Alcohol, Nyquil, Nicotine and Vics formula 44.
      • The usual.
      • Pot (I quit my Junior year), codine ,caffine (I quit last year) & alcohol

  6. What types of drugs did you ingest while in class?

    • None (23)
      • caffine from coffee
      • None, but that cute girl that wore the mini-skirt (without underwear) and sat across from me in English class was quite intoxicating.
      • hmm...
      • caffeine
      • Taco Bell
      • Apathy pills, anti-memory capsules and non-concentration concentrate.
      • umm... i drank coke in a couple classes
      • Nothing. I TRIED to be good!
      • i said none!!!!!
      • None. It was just me and lifetime supply of Skittles that got me through my classes.
      • youre a crackfuck
      • fuck that
      • Vics formula 44.
    • Various (9)
      • Speed.
      • marijuana (only once or twice though)
      • Well one time, i was being a bad girl, and i took this special medicine for my monthly visitor cause i didnt feel well
      • Just caffeine and booze.
      • Bud
      • nicotine, caffeine, urm, marijuana, minithins, maxalerts, zolaf, and kool-aid powder(all of the smoked ones i was technically in class, even if i did slip outside to do them)
      • pot, alcohol
      • Booze, speed, weed (only guilty of this a couple of times...I was a straight student).
      • Alcohol (got suspended once for it) and pot.

  7. What was the most outlandish thing you did in school?

    • I smeared menstrual blood all over the bathroom stall. (Don't worry I've been tested for STD's)
    • cheesed a car.
    • Let someone tell a boy that I had a crush on him.
    • During lunch one day, i was feeling really hyper and i got up on the table, started to sing and did a strip tease...hahah only kidding..i don't think i ever did anything outlandish...yet
    • I wore underwear on my head for crazy hat day. During 3rd period, a girl had a chocolate pop tart, and I couldn't resist giving my whitie-tighties a skid mark
    • I faked my own suicide and threatened my teachers with death.
    • Cut school to wait outside hotels to meet British rock stars
    • i slept most of the time......
    • I flashed the ROTC, but I'm not exactly proud of that.
    • Told my trig teacher that he was a fucking moron 'cuz I got a problem on the board right and he got it wrong. Eventually, he realized the error of his ways.
    • The time I put a blow up doll in my friend's locker....oh by the way the doll isn't mine it belongs to my friend lauren
    • I'm not much of an outlandish doer...but besides eating buds in class, I guess it would be tripping in school...
    • I wore a cow suit to school... for no apparent reason... the gym teachers wouldn't let me square dance with it on though, they felt it was innapropriate. Oh, and I smoked pot on the Joe Cipp memorial football field... I hate Joe Cipp and all the stupid football players.
    • at the beginning of my sophomore year, i shaved a stripe down the middle of my head
    • Tried to commit suicide during 2nd period.
    • Went with two people who I hardly even knew to San Diego for Spring Break. I also played drums for our schools production of "Annie". That was pretty wild too.
    • Going to school is kind of outlandish in itself, isn't it? I can't really remember much of that sort of stuff. I just went. See above.
    • Climb around inside the ceiling of our auditorium for hours throwing stuff at the chorus kids.
    • it would have been singing whitney houston's "i have nothing" at mock rock, but it was cancelled. theres still this year though..
    • get into physical fights with teachers twice my size
    • N/A
    • i almost had sex with the guy i was dating on the bus for a school feild trip
    • got kicked out for having purple hair!
    • Nothing, I was the quiet kid that sat in the back of the class most of the time. During my senior year, I became heavily involved in after school activities because I had a crush one of my teachers.
    • i flick my teachers off. i write on lockers. i tell everyone im gay. i tell my teachers too. i piss people off cuz im smarter than them. i call every girl a slut. i duct tape people to lockers. i got on the announcements one day.. you dont wanna know what happened then. ~~~ pssssst im a cute wittle emo girlie by the way!!!!!!
    • in schoool nothing. i was a good little boy :)
    • nuthin
    • Survived with my individualism and independant thought intact.
    • Released the contents of a can of "Bullshit" spray in the cafeteria. The school had to be evacuated.
    • Nothing. I was a boring self-centered twit with a bad haircut and no friends.
    • Dressed totally out of fashion, bell bottoms and t-shirts in the Reagan 80's, acted how I felt for the most part and was ridiculed for it.
    • I showed up every day. That was enough to piss off a surprising number of people.

  8. If you found a porpoise between your legs, what would you do?

    • #1 make sure it doesn't have very sharp teeth. #2 hope the fishy smell would encourage it.
    • yes.
    • move out of its way
    • isn't a porpoise an aminal? i would let it stay there..hahaha i'm silly. i'm kidding that's sick, my no no special spot is only for special people..but really..if it was i would probably freak out.
    • What does this have to do with HS? {Don't you remember?}
    • Well, first I'd start hitting it like one of those bash-the-moles-in-the head-games that they have at places like Chucky Cheese... then I'd feel sorry and keep it as a pet.
    • Wake up quicly
    • i think i will look it up in a dictionary first !
    • Smack whoever made that question upside the head with it.
    • Squirm until it felt good.
    • Freak out
    • hmmm....What any normal teenage girl would do
    • At first I'd probably be really confused, but then I'd probably just try to enjoy it...
    • yell, go flipper go!(seriously, this is what popped into my head when i read the question)
    • I don't know, but if I found a tortoise between my legs...
    • Stroke it.
    • An honest yet boring response: Wonder how it got there.
    • Be pissed cause my pants would be all wet and stuff.
    • i would get even and make sure that at sometime, somewhere in the future that porpoise would find me between his legs.
    • ride it to the ocean and frolic in the plains on the way there
    • have lots of fun
    • a what!!?
    • Scream - then make the best of it.
    • id perform hardcore animal sex with it... what the shit you want me to say here?
    • i would be like get yo tuna smelling breath out of between my legs.
    • i dont know what a porpoise is.
    • Scream.
    • Ride into the sunset.
    • Bark like Grog.
    • Most likely bark like Grog, since I am.
    • That really depends on if you mean a purpose or a porpoise.

  9. Coke, Pepsi, or 7-up?

    • Coke (12)
      • Caffine free coke..i also like 7 up and many other drinks.
      • Coke. Pepsi's too sweet, and 7-Up is missing the main ingredient for high school life.
      • Caffine free diet Coke.
      • coke. im not touching a pepsi product until the bastards pull outta burma.
    • Pepsi (8)
      • Diet Pepsi (actually, Mt. Dew).
      • Pepsi..and no, I'm not a "Pepsi generation" kind of girl
      • Pepsi... thank god for the Pepsi machine and my daily Dr. Pepper... so my much of my money is locked inside that damn machine...
      • Crystal Pepsi. Whatever happened to that stuff?
      • Caffine Free Pepsi.
    • 7-Up (3)
      • 7-up. i dont do the caffine thing anymore. but if i had the chance for water, i would choice that. its better for you.
    • Other (9) {Dammed independent thinkers, ruining my survey...}
      • Water (7-up if it has to be one of the three).
      • Dr. Pepper
      • Dr. Pepper rules! I only like coke with baccardi
      • Mountain Dew
      • Mmmmmmm, lemonade. Perhaps the best hangover cure there is.
      • none of the above...i drink root beer or stewarts
      • Mt.dew......yes i said mt.dew, and yes im still straight edge!
      • Snapple
      • Hawaiian Punch

  10. What did High School really teach you?

    • PEOPLE ARE SOOOOO SHALLOW.
    • how to write a paper, how to bullshit your way through classes, and that money corrupts.
    • Proper grammar. Bad grammar is actually a pet peeve of mine. It wasn't school but work (@16) that taught me the most about real life
    • honestly, a lot. i mean there is so much i learned in my classes, and i also learned about people, most of them seem to be assholes, but if you get to know someone, they really are nice..they just act like that to be "cool"
    • That you have to be yourself, and once you are, never prostitute yourself. If you can do that, you will find your true friends.
    • High School taught me that most people suck, that I'm kind of strange, and the most important thing I learned is that if you pretend like you're smart other people will start to really think you're smart.
    • A lot about art, fashion and being hipper than thou.
    • Monthy Python's Life of Brian is still fun after watching it hundreds of times in relegion-class. (I also discovered Neil Young in that class actually, Rockin' in the free world was played in some video)"Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.", "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe you expire." "H20 is hot water, and C02 is cold water.", "To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.", "When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide." "Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.", "Water is composed of two gins: Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
    • To turn pain into inspiration. Self Respect. .
    • That small-town hicks will always be small-town hicks and that life's too short to drink bad beer.
    • It taught me friendship
    • That I can put up with moronic, self-absorbed people without going insane. And that any institution is not fair, they are always bias against one group...more then another.
    • That 95% of all people suck and you should avoid them at all costs. The other 5% taught me that there are cool people in the world, people that won't judge you simply based on the way your dressed or how many drugs you do.
    • don't listen to anyone when they tell you who to be or what is cool.
    • It just keeps getting worse from here.
    • No one knows what the fuck is goin' on.
    • I went to an all boys school so I guess "Don't display any emotions that might suggest you're gay."
    • That I am way smarter than everyone else and that I would have way more fun in college
    • it taught me (so far) that kids and adults are morons for the most part and theres no hope for the world
    • waking up early sux more and more each year
    • How to get out of things or around things and look like it's not your fault.
    • why i hate people
    • how to be a dick!
    • 1) Never trust people. 2) Honors classes mean nothing in college. 3) High school is nothing but a big social circle. 4) People are so close-minded. 5) Most of your friends you used to hang out with really mean nothing to you outside of school.
    • education is keen dood. but social wise it taught me to be a misanthropic asshole. die fuckers.
    • that alot of people are shallow and fake. your true friends will be there and that ones you thought were true werent. its a hard world we live in. and adults think that we cant think on our own. thats why we have to be home by whatever time and do whatever they tell us to do because we are young and stupid. well i learned that they werent doing that stuff to be meen or be in power but doing it because they loved us and didnt want us to get hurt. but when a city tells you when you have to be home is total crap! leave it up to your folks! we all arent the same!
    • girls are difficult... schoolwork sucks... you dont really learn anything except for a few facts of life. #1 to get anywhere, you dont really need to know anything, you just need legal documentation to say you do. #2 College costs a lot. #3 people are dicks. and some people are nice.
    • Fallacy, hypocrisy, and popularity are how most people judge success.
    • How to do grammer really good like.
    • #1 To be mean and hateful. #2 Not trust anyone. #3 Vengence. #4 To lie through my teeth.
    • Not to get caught up in what people think of you and to be yourself since once you're out it's all up to you. Also don't bother argueing with close minded people, it just doesn't work. And that most people don't give a shit about anyone other than themselves.
    • How far you can push people before they want to beat you up. More specifically, how much you can say to a redneck before he realizes you're actually insulting & making fun of him.

  11. Did you ever really like the people you went to school with or were youforced to deal with a bunch of idiots that you hope will all implode or atleast move to an Oklahoma trailer park?

    • Liked the bastards (2).
      • Yes - Everyone in the school was some kind of artist and they were all creative and hip and odd and fun and dressed way cool.
      • I like everyone I meet. Liars aren't cool though, back stabbers suck. But in general I haven't met anyone I hated in highschool.
    • Liked a few of the bastards(20).
      • Mostly idiots. We had 700 people in our class so i met a few cool ones. most were snobby assholes.
      • I liked the few people whom I considered friends.
      • Actually, i don't like most people, but i get along with everyone
      • Both- I have found a handful of great people who I would trust with my life, but most everyone else could fall off the face of the Earth tomorrow without a tear from me.
      • I liked a few of the people I went to school with, but for the most part, they were a bunch of idiots. BTW: In Neuvo Mexico, a great deal of them already lived in trailer parks.
      • Yes, I met alot of good friends here in good old jps. Granted there are alot of assholes but i learned to deal with them
      • I have a coupla people I truly enjoy, but taking school from the full aspect--There are quite a few idiots
      • 95% of the people I went to school with should be locked in a room with a caged ceiling so I can stand above them and throw grenades in on them randomly. This way, the people that aren't dead once I run out of grenades are sure to be at least terribly mutilated. The other 5% were amazing people, a lot of them I've lost contact with and I regret that a lot. But many will be friends for life, no matter how rarely I speak to them... High School was incredibly rough for me and the small precentage of people that got me through it I will remember forever... I'm actually writing a screenplay about those people right now.
      • i liked some of them, but most of them were rednecks whom loved to call me faggot, and tell me to go worship satan. so, i wish 90% of them would implode
      • I liked some people. Unfortunately, I think most of the people I liked are more likely to implode or move to said trailer park
      • Some were really cool. YOu know the type, the ones that you can laugh and joke with about all of the other imploding twats and Oklahama trailer park gits.
      • Had to deal with idiots until 11 th grade then made lots of cool friends
      • i like some kidz, a lot of my friends went to skool with me
      • I didn't like most of the people I went to school with. Everybody was so fake and wanted you to think they were so great. I had plenty of friends, but as for everyone else, they can disapear on an alien ship and I wouldn't care less.
      • put it this way...i only talk to 4 people i went to school with...and that means all 13 yrs of school
      • well i did go to school with a bunch of PWT, poor white trash, but the people i went to school with were really cool. if i had to do it over again............i would do it in an instant. i would change one thing though, and i would have "come out of the closet" a long time ago. most the people at school werent friends with the real me. they were friends with a part of me but not the hole deal.
      • hmmmm. some people were nice i guess.
      • Some, but then again where are they now?
      • There were a few people who I liked, but most of them drifted off into the unknown and now probably lead boring complacent lives. The rest of the lot can wallow in their own stupidity.
      • Some of them were ok. I wasn't very social.
    • Kill the bastards(10).
      • Idiots is a severe understatement.
      • I hated them. I will hunt them down, one by one, and dispose of them with my wooden sword that I made in wood shop... the angel of death is upon them... the day of reckoning is at hand.
      • Most of them were idiots. They didn't like the Pixies :)
      • I hated everyone, I still hate everyone.
      • idiots
      • i hate people......
      • B.
      • the fuckers deserve to be shot. the whole sorry lot of them.
      • The Oklahoma trailer park portion.
      • Beef eating jerks who only cared about their cars, hair, clothes, beverages and screwing. Sounds like Mite!

  12. Paper or Plastic?

    • Paper(13)
      • Paper. Kill the trees! They killed Sonny Bono and smashed Tony Danza's face... let's make them pay!
      • paper...no doubt, plastic is getting way too popular...
      • paper because it's "better for the environment" jermee i directly quoted you on that one
      • paper? plastic? ah you meen at the grocery store? well paper of course! paper can be recycled. plastic just goes to the dump and sits there, but at most these joints they no longer carry paper because for some stupid reason. i guess they are trying to decide for us. just another way that whitey is tryin to bring us all down!!! let us think for ourselves! oh yeah plus paper doesnt tear as easily as i have found out plastic does.
      • paper because it's "better for the environment".
    • Plastic(9)
      • one paper bag inside a plastic bag (I did my grandmothers' grocery shopping my senior year of high school). But before I got a car plastic was always better... it protects you from rain during the walk home.
      • If you're too cheap, you can use the plastic bags as trash bags rather than buying heafty bags, but I usually use my messanger bag...you get 2 cents deducted when you bring your own.
      • I know its not politically correct, but plastic is more convienent! Sorry!!
      • plastic...fuck the earth
    • Other (9)
      • Neither...*save the trees*
      • Pocket
      • Mikasa bone china.
      • Depends on the supplies.
      • None. I don't even have enough money to afford paper or plastic.
      • who gives a shit
      • yo mom!
      • Latex
      • Vinyl

  13. What is the length of you penis or depth of your vagina?

    • Penis(12)
      • 2Pi
      • My penis is ALMOST 6 inches long.
      • Longer'n a hamster's, shorter'n a horse's.
      • uh....100
      • 4in limp
      • short, very short, well i guess, i never really asked another guy to measure with me.
      • lol!!!!!! well since you have the balls(if a guy) and boobs(if a girl) to ask ill tell ya. im around the "average" of 6 inches or so.
      • when my penis is erect i think it is maybe 6 inches, but i have never measured it
      • 7 inches (erect).
      • 73 wugums.
      • Just over 6 inches.
      • 5 inches...in circumference
    • Vagina(5)
      • At least twelve inches.
      • Unfathomable
      • Deep enough.
      • "I want to be as deep as the ocean."
      • The Grand Canyon.
    • Other Answer (15)
      • good question.
      • I have no idea
      • Dood, people actally measure the depth of their vagina? wouldn't it be the same for every girl?
      • my mommy told me not to play with that dirty thing between my legs, so don't know
      • How degrading.
      • I have no clue....
      • Never measured
      • I have absolutely no idea... and actually, I really don't want to know...
      • did i say no sidestepping? can someone please tell me?
      • Do you get any honest responses here? I don't want to boast or lie or both.
      • i can't tell you that... cos you're a stranger
      • idunno. fully erect or not?
      • If I was to actually try to mesure the depth of my vagina........I would feel pretty stupid doing it!!! So I give a "no comment" on this one!
      • what the hell were you smoking when you came up with this question
      • okay i admit i masturbate on a regular basis but i dont stick rulers up my cunt to see how deep my pussy is, dumbfuck.

  14. What purpose did the previous question serve?

    • To see how honest / serious we are.
    • another good question
    • none for us women
    • Nothing, but it did make me horny, cause i started thinking about big penises..hahah kidding
    • Isn't that a retorical question?
    • Your secretly interviewing readers for parts in a Mutant Renegade porno movie? "Grog and Mite Screw Dayton"?!
    • Vicarious cheap thrill
    • you all know my mommy is a bitch
    • It was a bad question, lets not go through this again.
    • To make people lie.
    • None whatsoever but it got me thinking about all those big worms out there.
    • I dunno, you're the one who wrote it.
    • Again, I have absolutely no idea...
    • to satisfy grogs sick longings to compare himself to other males and females...
    • You seem so perverted...
    • You were feeling horny
    • Genitals are funny.
    • to belittle and poke fun at me in your zine
    • i dunno...
    • its a good one
    • I suppose it would fulfill a perverts dream......
    • it made me curious
    • none!
    • Just so I could quote Jane's Addiction.
    • its all good
    • good question. i dont really know
    • u asked it bucko
    • Pure juvenile toilet humor, but well done PJTH.
    • Grog wants to see if he measures up.
    • To excite Grog who only has sexual contact with himself.
    • Because it seemed funny and would get a rise out of people.
    • Masturbation material for Grog

  15. Elvis or the Beatles?

    • Beatles. (11)
      • please. the beatles.
      • really neither, but if i had to choose one i would say the Beatles.
      • Definitely the Beatles
    • Elvis (4)
      • The King, of course!
      • young elvis...none of the fat shit (2)
    • Both or some weird combination (2)
      • Equal.
      • The Belvises.
    • Other(11)
      • Dinosaur Jr.
      • Elvis. . Costello (2)
      • I hate em both.... "I am the eggman I am the walrus" what the fuck is up with that?
      • Elvis was the original singer for Negative Approach
      • neither
      • dood. I LIKE KORN. note the sarcasm you androids.
      • neither. they both suck. well ok they dont suck they just arent my kinds faves. but without em where would music be today? i dont know. so im glad that they exsisted
      • Hanson or Barry Manilow?
      • IGGY!!!
      • Roy Orbison

  16. Describe Grog to the best of your ability (esp. if you've never met him. Include looks, attitude, dress, lifestyle, habits, etc.) extra credit for describing Mite.

    • Grog is tall and thin and in his twenties. He has light brown curly hair but he dyes it blonde and thinks we can't tell. He has brown eyes and a chicken pox scar on his cheek. There's a mole behind his ear. And then there's that scar on his you-know-what from that unfortunate CocaCola bottle incident. He thinks he's all that but tries not to let people know. He also listens to Billy Ray Cyrus late at night when he thinks everyone's asleep. He has a closet full of Adidas and glam clothes, and at least three boas. He's a sex obsessed Scorpio contemplating beastiality, but still not quite sure he can go through with it. (See Sketch)
    • typical slightly overweight grass-smoking non-hippy computer science major.
    • Tall; avg. weight; perfect teeth; lt. brown hair; blue eyes; big, bright, warm smile; laughs a lot; has a boyish way of walking; listens intently to what you're saying as if you're uttering the most profound gibberish he has ever heard.
    • Well, i don't know grog, but i am sure he is a super nice boy.
    • He is the best looking cross dresser ever, next to Ru Paul
    • Grog is a 300 pound balding transvestite that wears make-up and girl clothes. He loves life and is kind to people and small animals. His personal creed is "Do unto others before they do unto you." and he's very nice until you stab him in the back. He loves parading up and down Brown Street at night and he enjoys theatre and fine arts. He's a chronic masturbater and enjoys drinking beer more than anything. Mike is small elfin looking character that looks like he came straight from some kind of lepercahn woodstock. He dresses like a hippy and all he cares about is smoking pot.
    • Must be Leoardo DiCaprio's twin brother.
    • in Holland a Grog is a drink which you drink when you're sick. It's orange juice with honey and i think rum. my mom drinks it all the time
    • Grog? hmm... nice zine? Yea, nice zine Grog. I'd give you a good review for sure (write back if you want one)
    • Goddam hippie. Whyn't you get a haircut, sister? {Are you quoting the Mats?}
    • He is soooo sexy! Yeah baby!
    • uh...ummm...could you repeat the question??
    • I have an odd feeling that Grog and I would get along really well... he seems like an odd enough guy. If he wears enough polyester he's in.
    • tall, skinny, blond hair blue eyes, very fastidious and reclusive, wears combat boots in his sleep, steals money from microsoft on the internet, smokes like a freight chain
    • Too many cigarettes too much coffee???
    • No - too much writting
    • Good, nice, groovy, hard-living, too many, lots of etc.
    • he is definitely a stud horse, he's a bit cocky cause he feels his zine is the shit. he has short hair and a nose and lip ring. dresses like a dork in forty's shirts and watches friends all the time and is really sad about seinfeld ending...hangs out in coffee shops but denies it or says he hangs out at one that is "different, not like those other ones." picks his nose in public but acts very punk about it.
    • Grog?, Grog defies description...
    • what in the hell is a Grog?
    • a midget with green hair and black eyes who dresses in all prints and spends his free time tying up small children and tickling their toes with his tongue
    • he was cool the only time i met him, at canal street, i was all scared cause he's such a big rock star!!!!!
    • Grog is dreamy. Mike probably looks like Frank Black.
    • who the fuck is grog? do i *want* to know him?
    • Grog? who are you? i dont know. uhm i bet you have black hair with those emo looking glasses with hazel eyes and a couple tats. i think you think the world is against you. because of the winger shirts you hide in your closet along with your homosexuality. you are a definet nail biter that is always worried about the "little things". even though you are always worring, you are an all around happy guy that is smilin just about all the time.
    • he asks some fucked up questions
    • 6'-7", 200 pounds with grey hair, blue eyes a walrus mustache and a passion for hats.
    • Grog is a little hairy, grunting guy who visits me sometimes in the funny pages.
    • Self-centered asshole who only watches out for himself, just like Greg Reynolds!
    • I know way too much about that bastard. Quite frankly if I weren't him I'd be scared.
    • aahhhhhh...You don't EVEN want me to go there. I could describe what Grog looks like after being on the road for a week. Don't get me started.

  17. Are you a Luddite?

    • Yes (3)
      • At the equator, yes
      • Yes, in 1815 my blokes and I got cheesed off and smashed some working equipment to pieces. It was a bunch of poppycock.
      • of course
    • No (11)
      • No, I'm Jewish.
      • Considering I'm answering via e-mail, I'd have to say I'm not.
      • Not really...but I'm a spice girl...feline spice
      • I don't think so.
      • no but im a bitch
      • Considering I am majoring in Mechanical Design & e-mailing this survey, I'd say no.
      • i thought Luddites were only british people between 1811 and 1816 who destroyed factory equipment. im smarter than you. thats all i can say. {Actually people in present times who believe all traces of the industrial revolution should be destroyed are referred to as luddites as well, not just the actual Brits in 1811-1816 who spawned the name.}
      • No, I'm a spazz. {We all know that}
    • What? (13) {See a few of the answers under no, to learn what a luddite is / was}
      • huh? (3)
      • What's a Luddite?! (2)
      • What the hell's that?
      • ummm....i have no clue what that is.
      • lemme see... i'm not finding it... i have been ludicrous before though.
      • what in the hell is a luddite?
      • Lud-dite...luddd- ite..what's dat?
      • wha?
      • luddite? i dont know what it meens, its not in my dictionary so i cant tell you iuf i am or am not.
      • dunno
    • Other (4)
      • Wow, three good questions now. {Thanks}
      • I think my mom is. {That's not what she told Mite the other night.}
      • I tried it once, but I had to stop because my thights starting chaffing real bad.
      • Do you even know what a luddite is? {Yes, do you?}

  18. Favorite band at the exact moment you are filling this out.

    • Dinosaur Jr.(2)
    • Portishead.
    • the velvet underground
    • I'm still pretty loyal to Def Leppard, (Guess I'm not very anon now, am I?) but I'm really liking just about everything on the X -- except for the Wallflowers; I just don't get it.
    • Uhm i don't know. sunny day real estate. but right now i have poveratti running through my mind, cause i am watching seinfeld and it's the clown episode..damn i love this show
    • Rollins Band
    • The Beatles, XTC, Pink Floyd, Kinks, Nirvana, Radiohead, and Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters.
    • Sean Altman (OK so he's a solo artist and a client - wanna make something of it?)
    • sonic youth
    • Downset!
    • Dead Kennedys, but it changes by the minute.
    • Green Day
    • don't have one
    • Tool, The Violent Femmes, or the Fugees
    • Starlight Desperation...GVSB...Tortoise
    • Dinosaur Jr or the Beatles.
    • Fugazi/sonic youth...i just can't decide which more
    • 'til tuesday
    • Gorilla Biscuits
    • Black Sabbath
    • third eye blind
    • GWAR!, who else!
    • Silkworm
    • frodus
    • N.I.V( no innocent victim)-rfom cali- and you should all, if in the dayton area, catch em playing with another band named disciple-from pa- and 12 tribes-dayton representing- at the proven grounds on july 9. its only 5 bones so be there!
    • Converge
    • Insane Clown Posse
    • The Barnhills
    • Replacements and Todd Snider
    • Frenzal Rhomb since I'm listening to them right now (It changes all the time).
    • Bob Mould

  19. Band you are listening to as you fill this out.

    • Madonna (Music choice dance channel).
    • well, i'm not listening to anything, but my roommate has some old expirimental band that bjork was in going in the other room.
    • The B-52's "Love Shack"
    • nuffin
    • Jimmie's Chicken Shack
    • Milli Vanilli
    • Fastball
    • Metal Molly - surgery for Zebra
    • Maximum Penalty
    • Dead Kennedys, thus the answer for #18.
    • Screeching Weasel
    • Not listening to one...but I'm watching phenonmenon!!
    • Santana
    • ack...i don't know who the hell they are, stupid mtv oh no...it was hanson(hangs head in shame and cries)
    • Dean Martin (Ahhhhh)
    • Splitter
    • Blur.
    • someone's playing beastie boys real loud and I just listened to Pennywise
    • t. rex
    • Bold
    • The radio in this room broke last week. However, I am accepting donations.....
    • cradle of filth
    • yo moms screams of lust!
    • Replacements
    • frodus. dood i worship them and soz
    • well when i started filling this thing out it was overcome. now it has moved on to jazz june.
    • Shai Hulud
    • Pantara
    • NOFX
    • Whiskeytown.
    • Frenzal Rhomb.
    • I'm at work, I'm not listening to anything. {And wasting valuable company time on this crap, I'm proud of you.}

  20. If you could have sex with anybody of the opposite gender, who would itbe?

    • Mr. Lillis
    • my girlfriend (how sweet, eh?)
    • The perfect male specimen, of course, as yet unknown, but in the meantime, I'd settle for Bill Paxton or Gary Oldman (like those older guys!!!)
    • My very bestest friend who i love to death..i can't tell you his name..sorry nosey people
    • Maia J. (a girl from my school)
    • Jenna Elfman
    • Someone whith whom I am in love.
    • i think Pamela Anderson will be every one's #1
    • No more sex questions ya goof.
    • Marilyn Monroe
    • This guy Jeremy Marcus. He just graduated from jps. I think he is so sexy. He probably has no idea who I am but i think he looks like a good phuc.
    • Anyone willing. (Does that make me a slut?? :) )
    • It's a tie between Evan Dando and J Mascis.
    • Kristi Killian(a girl from my high school, who got married and moved to panama :( )
    • Johnny Bluejeans
    • Juliana Hatfield - I met her this weekend, and she's HOT
    • All of them. I love women! There's some that would rock your socks off though. Lucy Lawless from Xena: Warrior Princess for example. Wooo baby.
    • "Brenda" (the character) from General Hospital
    • young diane lane or the girl from the big comfy couch or that lady wearing a leather jacket in the jerry springer too hot for t.v. video that flashes the crowd.
    • the weight training girl on ESPN 2
    • I don't have anybody in mind, but it would be someone very rich and paying me a lot of money to keep my mouth shut!!!!
    • well...he works at american eagle, and im spending time with him saturday night so maybe....
    • Bjork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • Nash Kato (UO)
    • sex is gross risky dumb and pointless
    • uhm...............no one, im not into the opposite sex like that
    • Jessie? lol, i dunno, there's a long long long list. i know, i'm a perv
    • Christy Martin
    • dk {The Dead Kennedy's?, oh maybe he means his wife}
    • IGGY
    • Maggie Estep (she did that song a few years ago called "Hey, baby". Her lyrics are really great, she's beautiful, dresses cool and seems to have a great sense of humor...
    • Drew Barrymore.

  21. If you could have sex with anybody of the same gender, who would it be?

    • Actually Answered
      • Winona Ryder (2)
      • The girl from Sneaker Pimps.
      • slash
      • Ru Paul
      • A menage a trois with Grog and Mite.
      • Hal
      • Elvis Presley
      • Maynard James Keenan
      • Drew Barrynore
      • Maybe Sean Connery. But I don't think he'd be in like Flynn.
      • Definitely grog...if he didn't hang out at coffee shops so much.
      • you wouldnt know her but it was this raver girl i met awhile ago
      • You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • well if i was a single man uhm lets see here..............who would you all know..............uhm well i like bigger and usually older guys..........uhm...........you know the guy that plays dan conner on rossane? well yeah him. he is so hot!!!!!
      • well, tomorrow is thursday.... hmmmmm... ohh!! wait!! FABIO!!
      • Robert Redford
      • IGGY {Even though this came from a female I can apreciate Iggy's femine qualities}
      • Tom Selleck or Leonardo DiCaprio
    • Self or don't have anyone in mind {Slight cop-out}
      • Based on experience, I'd have to say Myself.
      • Myself
      • a clone of myself most likely...
      • I haven't been met a guy I've been interested in, but my hand gets plenty of action.
    • Cannot deal with latent homosexual tendancies.
      • Uhm, i wouldn't cause i'm not like that
      • Not interested
      • no comment.
      • I just wouldn't
      • Not into that....
      • I'm not into that
      • See above answer, just kidding!!! Nobody!!!!!
    • So uptight they couldn't even answer the question.
      • what did i just say you assinine cum guzzler. {That "sex is gross, risky, dumb and pointless" and that you'll change your mind within 5 years.}
      • Gee, you are desperate Grog. {Maybe that should be my new name Desperate Grog}

  22. Do you think the questions should stop now?

    • NO! (10)
      • No, i don't. i am starting to like these sexy questions. you should have asked more. : )
      • No, I was hoping I could answer more.
      • No, more please!
      • no, the survey is fun.
      • No. I'm just getting started.
      • no, i want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • No, this survey needs to be as long as the SATs. You know, just to keep that high school theme going.
      • damn i was having fun. *sniff*
      • no but i guess they do since this is the last one.
    • Yes (16)
      • why not.
      • Yes, please. (2)
      • yeah because i am really tired and i want to go to sleep now and dream of the hottie I metioned in question number 20! Yeah baby....suki suki now!Hey everybody,
      • I guess now's a good a time as any.
      • Looks like they already have.
      • Oh yeah! (said like Mach Man Randy Savage)
      • Yeah, how about that, I could be whacking it.
      • yeah... i'm really sorry i sent this to everyone.
      • yeah
      • Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • yessir
      • Definitely
      • Yes
      • Yes, or I'd have to compile a bunch more of this shit!
      • Oh yes, without a doubt
    • Maybe or don't care(3) {Apathy is fun}
      • Might as well...
      • im bored so it really doesnt matter.
      • Possibly.
    • Other (2)
      • What -- no "most embarrassing moment" questions? Actually, it looks like less than half of these questions have anything to do with high school. Run out of ideas, Grog?!
      • Blue

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