Mutant Renegade Zine
Grog goes on and on...
Hi, this is a column for, about & with everything. At least everything that I want it to
be about, there is no point here other than to express myself like Madonna, yet different (I'm
keeping my clothes on, or am I?, How would you know). Would you care? Do I care? I don't know.
I don't know if I care, well, OK , I do because I like to ramble. Observation: computers are
fun. I like to spend most of my time on Fen and my computer, I digitize at work on a computer
and I take classes in school on computer programming. What fun spell checkers are, at least for
people like me who can't spell (I'm not going to use it on this letter so count my mistakes and
send 'em in). Type in Fugazi and it tells you to change it to faggot. Use the grammar checker
and type in asshole or redneck and it tells you that this word is usually found offensive and
should be changed to something a little more subtle. Speaking of spelling and the whole
she-bang, have you seen the baby hanging stations in the local department stores. Yes, the
killer bunnyman first clued me in after I saw signs at taco bell advertising for losers. He
told me about the sinister Mr. "c". He has been attacking signs and stealing the "c"s from them.
Of course Mr "c" might really be Mr. reality, you know losers at Taco Bell and hanging baby's at
Meijers. If you have never heard of Meijers, it is a huge store / warehouse thing that sells
everything that you can imagine. The coolest thing about it is that they are open 24 hrs and
you can run around and play tag throughout the store and rarely get kicked out. Speaking of
tags, well I wasn't really talking about tags and I have nothing to write about them. However
I do have other things to discuss. Like the meaning of life and what comes after college? What
is punk? What is a zine? Why do I ask so many questions? What do you want to do with your life?
Do you pay child support? Can you pronounce Prince's new name? Can you really believe it's not
butter?Who is spooky? (wait I solved that he's Jeff) Are Fen and I really engaged? Why do some
people have to fuck up your life then keep doing things to it to make your life even worse and
there is no way to stop them, even if you are really starting to believe that they are scum and
should be... (sorry, about that rant it's kinda personal) What will happen to dayton, will it
become the new Seattle? Are we destined to be in Spin forever? Where is Dayton? Why are so many
of us (me included) so self promotional about our zines, our bands, our labels, our scene, etc?
Can't we all just get along? Am I just going overboard? Do I sound like a preverbal four year
old? I'll stop now. Bye.
Last Updated 8/9/98.
Last Updated 8/9/98.